Kacy's New Diet

52 Stories in 52 Weeks: ## 36 Kacy’s New Diet

By: Mr. George D. Patnoe., Jr.'s Ambidextrous Brain + Spiritual Mind

Between the Mr. Fast Fat Food Restaurant and the Ms. Fatty Chocolate Store, stood an empty store space in a huge American mall. The mall’s owners were looking for an immediate occupant, so they were not to picky about Mr. Diet’s offer to open his Mr. Diet’s Clinic. Mr. Diet’s decision to open up his diet clinic in the middle of Mr. Fast Fat Food Restaurant and Ms. Fatty Chocolate Store was an unintended plan. But Mr. Diet thought that it was a good plan once the he had signed the mall’s rental contract.

Mr. Diet had researched many diets and diet plans to find the secret of dieting, the secret of losing weight, the secret of control the problem of eating. Mr. Diet had learned that the secret of dieting begins with the metaphysical concept that everything begins in the mind, and in the human brain; including everything we taste as food. In that process of learning about dieting, he had learned about foods from around the world. How cooks used all kinds of spices to prepare foods. People ate many foods only because they like the taste of the food. Mr. Diet had learned how many cooks had learned their own tricks of the trade of food, but also of the brain trade. Even if the old cooks did not know anything about the modern day chemistry of food, nor of the operations of the brain’s neurons, they still knew something about preparing food.

Mr. Diet opened clinic’s doors with the hope that he would be able to save a few souls from the delusional, but mesmerizing effect of certain foods, like Mr. Fast Fat Food’s food and Ms. Fatty Chocolate Store’s sugary chocolate. Opening day for Mr. Diet’s Clinic was a very slow day. Mr. Diet watched the hundreds of people walk into Mr. Fast Fat Food Restaurant and Ms. Fatty Chocolate Store to buy their fatty food and sugary chocolate. Mr. Diet watched the hundreds of people leaving Mr. Fast Fat Food Restaurant and Ms. Fatty Chocolate Store with bags and boxes and containers of food and chocolate that their brains loved to see, loved to taste, love to smell, loved to put into their mouths, loved to chew, swallow, gulp down, and to slip down into their stomachs. But, they did not love the fat.

Mr. Diet’s first customer was a hugely and overly obese lady who had just exited from the Ms. Fatty Chocolate Store with a twenty dollar box of chocolates and who had passed Mr. Diet’s Clinic to enter the Mr. Fast Fat Food Restaurant. She had bought a couple of boxes of hamburgers and fries. When she entered Mr. Diet’s Clinic, she held the boxes as tight as if they were made of gold. Mr. Diet introduced himself as Mr. Diet, as he did to everyone. The lady introduced herself as Kacy.

‘Hi, my name is Kacy. I feel like a big fat human hog. I do not know how to stop stuffing this food down my mouth. I used to be a normal size and pretty and sensible with food. But now I wish that I could lose all of this fat, along with the desire to stop eating this fat food. It is making me sick just to look at it, but I have become addicted to it. It is like this food is like drugs, and now I can not control myself. My husband has threaten to divorce me because he does not like the fat slop I have become. My doctor demands that I stop eating and start dieting because this food is damaging my body. I am spending to much money on this fast fatty food. And I feel like garbage. I am always sleepy I need more energy to help my kids with their school homework. And more important than that, I want to live long enough to watch my grandchildren grow up. And I do not want them to remember their grandmother as a big fat human sloppy hog. What am I going to do?’ Tears started flowing down Kacy’s face.

Mr. Diet had seen this reaction many times before, so he had learned how to soothe a lost soul. Mr. Diet look upon Kacy with a kind heart, because he knew some facts that she and the millions of other obese and non-obese Americans did not know about the fast fat food business. He knew that the fast food companies used food chemistry to create foods that the brain will become addicted to over the course of time. Mr. Diet reached out his hand to show Kacy a chair where she could sit down. ‘Well, Kacy, today is your lucky day. You have arrived at a special moment in your life. You want to regain control of your mind’s ability to make a decision about food. Do you know that the fast food companies want to control the neurons of your brain with the chemistry of food. They spend millions (if not more) of dollars to of research to discover which food chemistries are going to addict your brain and your body to the fast food diet. Food chemistry seems to be simple enough until the fast fat food companies use food chemistry to trap your brain and body into becoming addicted to fast fatty foods.

‘Well, what am I supposed to do? asked Kacy.

Mr. Diet responded, ‘First, you have to realize the basic psychology of food. Meaning, the simple cause and effect relationship between your brain and the human mind and the desire for food. But you have to also realize that food can be like a drug. The mind can so easily become addicted to anything; to anything like: sports, video games, gambling, shopping, drugs and beer, sex and pornographically, and yes, even food. People become addicted to many things. But we have a special machine that will help you overcome your addiction to fatty fast foods.’

‘What kind of machine do you have? asked Kacy.

‘Mr. Diet has created a special diet machine for people who really want to stop eating fast fatty foods. This machine re-programs your brain to see fat foods for what they really is.’ replied Mr. Diet. ‘And it also takes off the fat off of your body too. But it will not be easy for you, but it really works. What do you think? Do you have any questions?’

‘How much do you charge for using the machine?’ asked Kacy.

‘Well Kacy. Today is your special day. Since you are the first customer of this store opening, you will not be charged one single dine because we give away the very first brain diet program to the first customer of each Mr. Diet store; to enjoy the re-programming brain diet program for free. There is only one catch.’ said Mr. Diet.

‘What is the catch?’ asked Kacy.

‘The one catch will be that you will be completely controlled by the diet machine until it has finished its job. Once you commit, there will be no escape for you. You will be totally committed until the machine has completed its job. You also have to sign a contract of total secrecy, which means you will not discuss the machine with anyone. ’

Mr. Diet watched Kacy’s facial expressions change from a hopeless pit of depression to one of instant joyfulness. She smiled as she tried to hold back her happiness because she had wasted all of her life’s savings on Mr. Fast Fat Food’s menu and on Ms. Fatty Chocolate Store’s fatty chocolate and on many other fast fatting foods. She was also spending money on larger and larger clothes. She thought to herself that it seemed a miracle that she was the first person to walk into Mr. Diet’s Clinic.

‘OK. I will try your special machine. Can we start immediately?’ asked Kacy.

‘Sure we can.’ smiled Mr. Diet. ‘Please sign here. Thank you. Now, please step this way into the backroom.’ said Mr. Diet.

Kacy watched Mr. Diet slipped on a pair of very dark sunglasses. Kacy walked with Mr. Diet to the backroom. As they entered the backroom, the room’s orange fluorescence lights blinded Kacy’s eyes and brain. She started to stumble, but Mr. Diet caught her hand and he guided her to the diet machine’s chair. As she sat down he said, ‘You are ok now, Kacy. Have no worries.

Everything will be ok. Just put your head on this headrest and relax. You will feel nothing short of a little pinch as I slip this needle into your arm’s vein. It will help your brain to relax so the diet machine can do its job. I have to put a headset on your head, and a rubber body wrap around your body. But have no fear. Everything will work out just fine. Just fine.’

Kacy’s brain’s visual neurons were highly lit up and partly blinded by the high intensified orange fluorescent light in the room. The room’s paint was a special paint that was lit up to a bright orange by the special light bulbs that were pointed in the exact directions in the room. To top that all off, special mirrors helped to magnify the special light into Kacy’s brain. Mr. Diet’s brain was protected by the special light because of the special sunglasses he had slipped over his eyes just before he enter the special room for re-programming Kacy’s brain neurons.

In a few minutes, Kacy’s visual brain was quickly, but completely blinded by the special orange light which was created especially for re-programming the brain’s diet desires. The orange blindness lasted for only a few seconds. Mr. Diet helped Kacy as he helped place the headset on her head and then he placed her head into the special diet machine. It fitted her head completely and perfectly. He fitted the rubber body suit over her body too. ‘Can you see orange road in the picture?’

‘Sure can.’ replied Kacy.

‘Can you hear the faint and distant sound?’ asked Mr. Diet.

‘Sure can.’ replied Kacy.

‘Are you comfortable Kacy?’

‘I am very comfortable.’ replied Kacy.

‘Great. I am going to warm up the diet machine for a minute or two. Ok.’ said Mr. Diet. ‘But you will be able to hear me while you hear the program’s music and words.’ remarked Mr. Diet. ‘Plus, there will be a voice talking to you too.’

Kacy heard Mr. Diet playing around with some of the diet machine’s buttons.

‘Ok Kacy. I am going have to hand you a Mr. Fast Food's disgustingly fake hamburger and you have to be ready to take a few bites out of it when the machine begins issuing you commands. Before you start chewing that cheap fake meat called food, you will be instructed to place this tiny camera ball. You will chew with the tiny camera ball in your mouth. The diet machine will do the rest.’

A little buzz started up, causing Kacy to feel funny. Her brain began to feel fuzzy. The diet machine changed the orange road to an orange background with a picture of Kacy’s internal mouth.. "Please take the tiny ball now, but do not swallow or chew it." Kacy placed the small ball in her mouth. It felt like a piece of rubber, but she did not chew it. "Now take a very large bite out of your Mr. Fast Fat Food hamburger." Kacy opened her mouth as wide as she could and she stuffed the Mr. Fast Fat Food hamburger in her mouth.

The screen in front of her eyes lit up and she saw the Mr. Fast Fat Food hamburger in her mouth. "Now, begin softly chewing the Mr. Fast Fat Food hamburger, but be careful not to bite down on the rubber camera in your mouth. We will now begin the re-programming your brain for the diet re-programming program. If you feel sick or nauseous, do not worry. We have everything, including your brain fully under control. We will not allow your brain or your stomach to vomit."

Kacy began to worry about the whole procedure, but it was too late. She consciously felt the rubber suit around her whole body. Kacy did not know it, but the huge flexible rubber mat cold feel every part of her body, just as diet machine could sense every part of her brain. Kacy begin to chew on the fake hamburger meat, the fake bread, the fake pickle, the fake tomato ketchup, fake onions, fake everything.

As she chewed on the fake food, she watched the scene in her mouth. It looked like a big sloppy mess. Her brain started rejecting the sloppy mess it saw. As Kacy’s brain rejected the mess in her mouth, the diet machine slipped in a picture of real food being chewed; her brain and body felt better. The diet machine slipped in a picture of Kacy’s external body. Kacy’s mind rejected her body. The diet machine interjected a picture of a fatless Kacy. Kacy’s brain felt better. The diet machine interjected a picture of the fat being slowly sucked out of her body. Kacy felt numb.

The diet machine ordered Kacy to slowly swallow the chewed up food. Kacy saw the fatty food leave her mouth to slide down the her throat. She heard the sound it made. She saw the chewed up fatty food enter her stomach. The diet machined showed Kacy her inner stomach, with the chewed up food. She felt ill. Her brain and mind began again to reject the food, causing her to feel sicker than when the fake fatty food was in her mouth. There was no taste now. After a moment, the diet machine gave Kacy a new picture of real chewed up food; causing her brain and body to feel normally better. The diet machine showed Kacy a picture of her fatty body. Kacy began to feel depressed. The diet machine felt that depressed mental state, so it showed Kacy a picture of a fatless Kacy. Kacy felt happy.

The fatty food was shown to Kacy’s brain as it traveled down into her small intestine. Kacy’s brain began to reject the fatty food even more than before than before. She saw the new form it took as she began to feel even sicker than ever. The diet machine showed her a picture of real food inside her small intestine. Kacy felt better. The diet machine showed Kacy a picture of her external fatty body. She felt depressed. The machine quickly sensed her depression, so it showed her a picture of a fatless Kacy. She felt happy again. The diet machine showed Kacy the fat that it was sucking out of her body. Kacy felt number and number.

The fake food traveled to her large intestine. Kacy began to feel sicker and sicker. The diet machine showed Kacy a picture of real food in her large intestine and Kacy felt better. The diet machine again showed her a picture of a her external fatty body, only it was bigger than before she walked into the Mr. Diet Clinic. She was so depressed that she was to cry, but the diet machine quickly showed her a picture of a fatless Kacy. She was so happy she still wanted to cry. The diet machine showed Kacy the fat that was slowly being sucked out her body. She went numb again.

Next, the diet ball camera raced around Kacy’s body as it showed her all of the fat in her body, as the fat was being sucked out of her body. Kacy began to feel as sick as she possibility could feel without vomiting. The diet machine then showed her brain a picture of a pure, fatless body, both inwardly and externally. Kacy felt like a young lady all over again.

The diet machine then change its scene for Kacy. Kacy was shown a scene with yellow fat all around her body. The diet machine stuffed a tube into Kacy’s mouth. It gave some yellow fat for her to chew on. She had no choice. She had to chew it as the diet brain machine feedback-ed the fat into her mind. All she could she was chew the yellow fat. The diet machine was monitoring Kacy’s brain’s neurons and her mind in order to slow down and even stop the process if Kacy was going to suffer a heart attack or dangerous condition.

Kacy’s brain and body silently felt as if it would forever remain wrapped in a clothing of yellow fat, not to mention the seemingly internal fat that was surrounding Kacy’s internal organs. Kacy thought of an eternal prison of yellow fat from fat foods. Her brain started rejecting the diet machine’s pictures of the disgusting fat. She began to cry deep within her brain. The diet machine felt her pain and showed Kacy a good sign. The diet machine started melting the fat away from her visual brain and her memory brain, and away from her body. Kacy watched as the diet machine melted the yellow fat into a large drain. The fat slowly disappeared from every part of her body and away from her external skin. Kacy began to breath like younger person. She began to see a blue sky as the yellow fat disappeared. She began to see a different color of her skin as she felt the fat melting away into nothingness.

The diet machine took its time, as it allowed Kacy to watch the slow process of the melting fake food fat disappear into nothingness. As the diet machine melted the fake food fat into nothingness, it gave Kacy a new visions of a new life, with new clothes. Her body was becoming cleaner and cleaner from yellow fat as she watched the yellow fat slowly, but steadily drip away. She watched as every bodily organ became clean from they yellow fat. Kacy saw a new body forming, both external and internal, just as her brain’s neurons were transforming into newer and normal patterns of eating the correct foods. Kacy felt her brain’s neurons changing from one form to another form. The diet machine was transforming Kacy’s brain’s neurons into different patterns for a normal eating person. The diet machine showed Kacy herself as she was buying, cooking, and eating every fatless food possible.

The diet machine programmed Kacy’s brain with visions of fruits, nuts and beans, vegetables, low fat foods, real meats and real fish, skim milk, soups, and other healthy foods. The diet machine sent Kacy into her everyday life with a new set of clothes. After her workday was over, the diet machine sent Kacy mind into a scene with her children at a big party. Her normal body was walking around the party as a fatless body, the normal body nature intended Kacy to walk with everyday of her life.

Kacy became so exhausted by the diet machine’s visual inputs and from her emotional turmoils and torments, that she fell asleep. But the diet machine did not sleep. Minutes had already become hours. Now that the diet machine realized Kacy was sleeping, it slowly and carefully kept re-programming her brain so it would never again have the urge to buy and eat fatty food items from Mr. Fast Fat Food’s Restaurant or from Ms. Fatty Chocolate Store, or from anywhere. Kacy slept and slept. Kacy started to dream the dreams she had always dreamt before she had stepped into the Mr. Diet’s Clinic. She dreamed of walking with a light step, wearing six inch high heels, with a long black evening dress, with a gold watch around her wrist, with a diamond necklace around her neck.

Her hair was sexy longer as she walked with a strut walk that turned heads. As she walked the city's streets, men turned their heads, as did other women. She dreamed her dreams away. She saw herself walking into her doctor’s office. He had new test results and with good news. She would live a longer life, so she would watched her grandchildren grow up.

When she woke up, she was laying on a soft bed. Her clothes had been changed. Her mind woke up with a new outlook of life and a new attitude about herself. She looked into the mirror and she thought that she was still dreaming. She quickly got her act together and she took charge of her children just as she had since they were born. Her husband winked at her as he left the house for his day job. After her children were off to school, Kacy went to work. She received many complements, but she could not understand if she was dreaming about being fat or about losing the fat or if she only had a dream. She could not remember which end was up or down, or if she was ever fat in the first place.

So, she walked over to the mall. As she walked up to the Mr. Fast Fat Food Restaurant and the Ms. Fatty Chocolate Store, she noticed the store sign between them. The sign on the door read, ‘The Enough is Enough Clinic.’

Scientific American: September 2007: Special Issue: Diet, Health and the Food Supply.

DVD to rent: Super Size Me

Book to read: The Fast Food Nation. By: Eric Schlosser.

http://www.vivo.colostate.edu/hbooks/pathphys/digestion/basics/overview.html