The Ambidextrous Brain and Mind - Consciousness, of Mr. George D. Patnoe's, Ambidextrous Brain.

This blog was started in 2007 with a story written once a week for a year. It has expanded to included essays, and artwork, etc. I started writing and drawing with two hands around the year 2001 as a mental and brain development experiment on my own brain to restructure my brain's neurons, etc. again. Simply put, using two hands to write and draw forces both sides of the brain to connect together, to become a holistic, stronger, improved brain. I hope you enjoy my blog.

Sunday, November 1, 2026

A Joke for Today. “Close Enough!”

 A Joke for Today.  “Close Enough!”

A married man went to confession, and he said to the priest, “I almost had an affair with another married woman.”

The priest said, “What do you mean, almost?”

The man replied, “Well, we got naked, and rubbed our bodies together, but then we stopped.”

The priest said, “Rubbing together is the same as putting it in.  You are never to see that woman ever again.  For your penance, say five Hail Mary’s and put $50 in the donation box.”

The man left the confessional box, and said his prayers, and then he walked over to the the donation box.

He paused for a second and then he started to leave.

The priest quickly ran over to him and he yelled out, “I saw that.  You didn’t put any money in the donation box.”

The man replied, “Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the donation box, and according to you, that is the same as putting it in.”

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When I was in college studying International Economics/Finance, I was also wondering how to develop a more powerful brain. So in 2001,I began a very specialized ambidextrous brain exercise program, for two hours per day,for many years. Those brain exercise began with me writing out words,mostly verbs, with both hands in different patterns.That developed into dual handed sentence writing to longer stories and dual handed drawing exercises.Details are for future books.I did these two hour brain workouts as a personal experiment to restructure my brain's neurons for the purpose of making my brain stronger for writing and language development; for logically creative storying writing.As far as I know, I am the only person in the course of history to have developed these ambidextrous hand/brain exercises.The purpose of these ambidextrous brain exercises is to strenghten both sides of the brain for language skills development, and to connect both sides of the brain together for language skills development. There is a very logical neurological reason for using two hands to write and draw as brain exercises. I also draw with both hands. 52 Stories is my testament!