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SUNSET 8.27.2026

 A Most Remarkable and Beautiful Sunset I have ever seen in person. And I have seen thousands of them over the years. The picture doesn't do it justice.

Of course, the scene was much wider than my picture, but I wanted a close up for to get the colors, but of course, it all depends on the camera, too. I think I might start carrying a real camera with me from now on. The crazy thing is I had just started reading a book titled, "Reductionism in Art and Brain Science."" By Eric R. KANDEL.

A Joke for today. "Who believes in Genies?"

 A Joke for today.  "Who believes in Genies?"

A Husband and wife were playing golf together.

On the third hole, the husband hit a terrible shot that went straight through the window of a very expensive house nearby.

They went to the house to apologize, and they found a broken antique vase on the floor.

A man was sitting there and said, "Thank you for breaking that vase!  I am a Genie who was trapped inside it for 1,000 years. 

I will grant you three wishes, but I get one wish for myself."

The husband excitedly asked for a million dollars a year and a mansion in every country.

The Genie granted the wishes and then asked for his own wish.

"I just want to spend one night with your beautiful wife."

After the Genie and wife were done, the Genie asked the wife, "How old is your husband?"

She said, "He is 55 years old."

The Genie laughed and said to her.

"And he still believes in Genies?"

A Joke for today. An Old Lady is Asked.

 A Joke for today.  An Old Lady is Asked.

The preacher's Sunday's sermon was, "Forgive your Enemies.

He asked, how many of the congregation have forgiven their enemies?

About half held up their hands.

He then repeated his question once more.

Now about 80 % help up their hands.

He then repeated his question once more.

All responded, except one elderly old lady.

"Mrs. Johnson, are not willing to forgive your enemies?"

"I don't have any enemies."

Mrs. Johnson, that is very unusual. How old are you?

"Ninety-three, she replied.

"Mrs. Johnson, please come down in front and tell the congregation how a person cannot have an enemy in the entire world at 93 years old."

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle and she said, ...

"I outlived every one of those bitches."

A Joke for today. "Who is Afraid of Satan?"

 A Joke for today.   "Who is Afraid of Satan?"

Just before Sunday service began, Satan suddenly appeared at the front of the church.

The congregation screamed and rushed for the exits, leaving only one elderly man sitting in his pew.

Satan walked over and asked him, "Don't you know who I am?

"Sure do," the old man replied.

"And you aren't afraid of me?" 

'Nope." replied the old man.

Satan frowned. "You know I could destroy you... and make you suffer forever?"

"I don't doubt it."

Now, completely confused, Satan demanded, "Then why aren't you afraid of me?"

The old man smiled at Satan, "Because I have been married to your sister for the last 48 year!"

A Joke for Today. The Bathtub Test.

 A Joke for Today. The Bathtub Test.

During a visit to a mental asylum, I asked the director, "How do you determine whether or not a person or patient should be institutionalized."

"Well." Said the director, "We fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient, and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand." I said.

"A normal person or patient would use the bucket because it is bigger than the teaspoon, and the teacup."

"No." said the director.

"A normal person or patient would pull the bath plug. Do you want a bed next to the window?"

A Joke for Today. Too Many Drinks! And a Bus Ride Home.

A Joke for the Day. Too Many Drinks! And a Bus Ride Home.

Last night, I was out for a few drinks and a meal. One thing led to another, and I had a few too many beers and then went onto the wine, finishing with coffee and brandy. It's not a good idea. Knowing I was over the limit, I decided to leave my car and took a bus home. Sure enough, I passed a police checkpoint, where they were pulling over drivers and performing breathalyser tests. Because I was in a bus, they just waved it past. I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise as I’ve never driven a bus before, and I am not even sure where I got it from. Now it’s parked outside my house and I don’t know what to do with it! George