A Joke for Today. Too Many Drinks! And a Bus Ride Home.

A Joke for the Day. Too Many Drinks! And a Bus Ride Home.

Last night, I was out for a few drinks and a meal. One thing led to another, and I had a few too many beers and then went onto the wine, finishing with coffee and brandy. It's not a good idea. Knowing I was over the limit, I decided to leave my car and took a bus home. Sure enough, I passed a police checkpoint, where they were pulling over drivers and performing breathalyser tests. Because I was in a bus, they just waved it past. I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise as I’ve never driven a bus before, and I am not even sure where I got it from. Now it’s parked outside my house and I don’t know what to do with it! George

A Joke for today. Two guys at a bar sharing a drink.

 A Joke for today.  Two guys at a bar sharing a drink.

A man was sitting at a bar, staring at his drink, when a large, trouble-making biker stepped up beside him, grabbed his drink and gulped it down.

The biker asked, "Well, whatcha gonna do about that?"

The man suddenly burst into tears and said:

"I'm a complete failure. I got fired today, my car was stolen, I left my wallet in the cab I took home, I found my wife with another man, and my dog bit me.

So, I came here to work up the courage to put an end to it all. I bought a drink, dropped a capsule in it, and sat here watching the poison dissolve. Then you show up and drink it.

But what the hell ... enough about me. "How are you doing?"

AN ESSAY: Take PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY, FOR YOUR DECISIONS. 8/19/2026. By: George Patnoe.

AN ESSAY: TAKE PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY, FOR YOUR DECISIONS.

8/19/2026

By: George Patnoe. 

A Lesson about Personal Responsibility, FOR YOUR DECISIONS.

I was sitting on a downtown bench with my parrot on my shoulder. I was enjoying the moment when a 20-something year old male walked up to me, and he started talking openly to me about his life.

He starts explaining how he just got out of prison that day for defending himself in a violent fight. That is it how the conversation started.

Then he explains how he got 42 certificates in various topics in 2 years, which is why they let him out of prison. I am thinking good for him. If that was true, it is surely impressive. Even if they were only certificates.

He tells me how he needs to find a job and how he is staying with his brother. Lucky him, I am thinking as I feed my parrot a peanut butter cracker that he surely loves to eat after his tough job of staying on my shoulder during the 20-minute semi jog to the bench.

The guy tells me a few other facts about himself, but what I was reading about him was his body language and his facial expressions. They were a little off compared to the countless other people I had countless conversations with when I was downtown when people were interested in my parrot.

I couldn't tell if he was on drugs either for fun or medical reasons, but I was ready for any sudden movement towards me and my beloved parrot whom I would protect in ways you can't imagine.

But if he wasn't on drugs, I was thinking to myself, then something was probably wrong with him psychologically.

I told him his plan should be to stay out of prison, which seemed obvious enough, especially to him, I was guessing.

I asked him what his plans were for the immediate future besides looking for a job.

He blurted out of his mouth. I am going to depend on God. Well. That touched a nerve with me because even though there is nothing wrong with depending on God in the correct context, that could lead to a false sense of hopefulness but at least he was headed in the correct direction I thought to myself.

So, I replied. Probably too loudly. Remember to take personal responsibility for your actions.

His eyes widen, and his facial expression changed. Which meant I didn't know what was going to happen next because something was a little off about the guy.

He says. What?

I said. You have to take personal responsibility for your decisions from here on out. If someone tries to fight you.

Walk away no matter what. Because he had precisely stated to me, he had fought to defend himself, which is how he got into prison in the first place.

He is standing up, and I am still sitting down. So, I stand up just so I can defend myself if he goes crazy for some reason. After all. My main goal was to protect my feathered buddy on my shoulder.

So, he says I am going to depend on God.

Now that I am on my feet, and body is ready for anything he might surprise me with. I reply. That is fine and good, but you still have to take personal responsibility for actions, which means don't blame God for your bad decisions.

He is staring at me like just maybe this was the advice he needed on his very first day out of prison. Which it was even if he didn't like my advice which seemed as if he actually didn't like that advice.

Many people don't like taking personal responsibility for their decisions whether it is getting drunk or smoking pot or driving drunk or too fast or both. Or killing someone in a car accident which could have been avoided if there was no drinking involved and the speed was legal.

I looked at him, wondering if he knew he who he was actually talking to in the first place on his first day out of prison. Of course, he didn't nor could he guess either for various reasons. But that was ok.

But I am thinking to myself he should take that advice just as if it was straight out of the mouth of God itself just for the sake of his future.

He slowly started to walk away as I started to walk down towards the river. I felt good about our conversation.  I hope he remembers those words. Take Personal Responsibility for your decisions. For the rest of his long life, hopefully. He seemed like a nice guy who studied for his two years in prison which is why they let him out two years early.

I really wish the guy well with a good future.

But if I ever see him again. I am going to remind him of those words again. Take Personal responsibility, FOR YOUR DECISIONS!

An afterthought.  Do you know what is really amazing? This guy told me that he was going to take my advice with a grain of salt. I think my advice to him is worth more than a grain of salt.  Don't you?

AI Cartoon of me and 133 drawing.

 

An Essay. 8/16/2026

 There are crackers and cookies for my parrots at the Dollar Tree stores that I can't buy at liras. So whenever I drive out of town, I take a quick trip and walk into a Dollar Tree store to spend 30 to 50 bucks on crackers and cookies for my parrots.

I am not trapped into thinking I have to shop at only one store in town named liras.

Some people in RV think that they are obligated to shop at only only store named liras like they go to only one church in town. Of course, most people usually only go to one church, and some people read more than one translation of the Bible to learn more than one translation and meanings of the words and events of the times within a historical context just because it is interesting to them.

What is really crazy in the news is the newly discovered details of the pyramids. And the newly released details of the possible UFO and aliens or creatures from other realms of existence. OR more precisely from other space-time dimensions.

Some educated people believe that the pyramids were built by the Egyptians, but other educated people that the Egyptians simply inherited the pyramids from previous civilizations.

And now there is more and more evidence that there really are space ships flying around in the sky above planet earth that can travel faster than any human-made fighter jet.

So, the questions that arise from the two different aspects are these. If there were non-human and human civilizations long before the Bible was written and if there are alien space ships and their alien civilizations that existed even longer than those civilizations that weren't human.

Then those two possibilities would turn religious thought and belief symbols upside down in a matter of hundreds of heartbeats.

Because the 7 days of creation in the first chapter of the Genesis would be proven to mean something completely different than a literal interpretation that there is a God that created everything in just 7 days which is so freaking ridiculous and stupid because there weren't 7 days in the so-called beginning in the first place.

Therefore. As people drive around in their cars and trucks on the open highways of California's beautiful county side to shop for food or whatever.

Don't forget to look in the sky because you might see an alien space ship or two if you are lucky. But here is the thing. I probably have seen more real life (supposedly) pictures of again supposedly alien creatures than the people ready this essay.

Where did they go to shop for food. Did they even need food. Or were their bodies just some sort of futuristic machines that didn't need food, so they didn't need to shop for food in stores around the galaxy.

So have fun going to your churches as you ponder those issues and questions. But a bigger question might be. What did the Egyptians and aliens think about God. Because if there is one God. It would have to be the God of the Egyptians and the aliens too.

Well. The responses should be fun to read. Just remember. I know more about the Bible and God than you do.

Angel

 

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