This blog was started in 2007 with a story written once a week for a year. It has expanded to included essays, and artwork, etc. I started writing and drawing with two hands around the year 2001 as a mental and brain development experiment on my own brain to restructure my brain's neurons, etc. again. Simply put, using two hands to write and draw forces both sides of the brain to connect together, to become a holistic, stronger, improved brain. I hope you enjoy my blog.
Friday, August 28, 2026
SUNSET 8.27.2026
A Most Remarkable and Beautiful Sunset I have ever seen in person. And I have seen thousands of them over the years. The picture doesn't do it justice.
Of course, the scene was much wider than my picture, but I wanted a close up for to get the colors, but of course, it all depends on the camera, too. I think I might start carrying a real camera with me from now on. The crazy thing is I had just started reading a book titled, "Reductionism in Art and Brain Science."" By Eric R. KANDEL.Thursday, August 27, 2026
A Joke for today. "Who believes in Genies?"
A Joke for today. "Who believes in Genies?"
A Husband and wife were playing golf together.
On the third hole, the husband hit a terrible shot that went straight through the window of a very expensive house nearby.
They went to the house to apologize, and they found a broken antique vase on the floor.
A man was sitting there and said, "Thank you for breaking that vase! I am a Genie who was trapped inside it for 1,000 years.
I will grant you three wishes, but I get one wish for myself."
The husband excitedly asked for a million dollars a year and a mansion in every country.
The Genie granted the wishes and then asked for his own wish.
"I just want to spend one night with your beautiful wife."
After the Genie and wife were done, the Genie asked the wife, "How old is your husband?"
She said, "He is 55 years old."
The Genie laughed and said to her.
"And he still believes in Genies?"
A Joke for today. An Old Lady is Asked.
A Joke for today. An Old Lady is Asked.
The preacher's Sunday's sermon was, "Forgive your Enemies.
He asked, how many of the congregation have forgiven their enemies?
About half held up their hands.
He then repeated his question once more.
Now about 80 % help up their hands.
He then repeated his question once more.
All responded, except one elderly old lady.
"Mrs. Johnson, are not willing to forgive your enemies?"
"I don't have any enemies."
Mrs. Johnson, that is very unusual. How old are you?
"Ninety-three, she replied.
"Mrs. Johnson, please come down in front and tell the congregation how a person cannot have an enemy in the entire world at 93 years old."
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle and she said, ...
"I outlived every one of those bitches."
Wednesday, August 26, 2026
A Joke for today. "Who is Afraid of Satan?"
A Joke for today. "Who is Afraid of Satan?"
Just before Sunday service began, Satan suddenly appeared at the front of the church.
The congregation screamed and rushed for the exits, leaving only one elderly man sitting in his pew.
Satan walked over and asked him, "Don't you know who I am?
"Sure do," the old man replied.
"And you aren't afraid of me?"
'Nope." replied the old man.
Satan frowned. "You know I could destroy you... and make you suffer forever?"
"I don't doubt it."
Now, completely confused, Satan demanded, "Then why aren't you afraid of me?"
The old man smiled at Satan, "Because I have been married to your sister for the last 48 year!"
Tuesday, August 25, 2026
A Joke for Today. The Bathtub Test.
A Joke for Today. The Bathtub Test.
During a visit to a mental asylum, I asked the director, "How do you determine whether or not a person or patient should be institutionalized."Friday, August 21, 2026
A Joke for Today. Too Many Drinks! And a Bus Ride Home.
A Joke for the Day. Too Many Drinks! And a Bus Ride Home.
Last night, I was out for a few drinks and a meal. One thing led to another, and I had a few too many beers and then went onto the wine, finishing with coffee and brandy. It's not a good idea. Knowing I was over the limit, I decided to leave my car and took a bus home. Sure enough, I passed a police checkpoint, where they were pulling over drivers and performing breathalyser tests. Because I was in a bus, they just waved it past. I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise as I’ve never driven a bus before, and I am not even sure where I got it from. Now it’s parked outside my house and I don’t know what to do with it! GeorgeA Joke for today. Two guys at a bar sharing a drink.
A Joke for today. Two guys at a bar sharing a drink.
A man was sitting at a bar, staring at his drink, when a large, trouble-making biker stepped up beside him, grabbed his drink and gulped it down.
The biker asked, "Well, whatcha gonna do about that?"
The man suddenly burst into tears and said:
"I'm a complete failure. I got fired today, my car was stolen, I left my wallet in the cab I took home, I found my wife with another man, and my dog bit me.
So, I came here to work up the courage to put an end to it all. I bought a drink, dropped a capsule in it, and sat here watching the poison dissolve. Then you show up and drink it.
But what the hell ... enough about me. "How are you doing?"
Wednesday, August 19, 2026
AN ESSAY: Take PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY, FOR YOUR DECISIONS. 8/19/2026. By: George Patnoe.
AN ESSAY: TAKE PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY, FOR YOUR DECISIONS.
8/19/2026
By: George Patnoe.
Monday, August 17, 2026
An Essay. 8/16/2026
There are crackers and cookies for my parrots at the Dollar Tree stores that I can't buy at liras. So whenever I drive out of town, I take a quick trip and walk into a Dollar Tree store to spend 30 to 50 bucks on crackers and cookies for my parrots.
Monday, August 10, 2026
Saturday, August 8, 2026
A Navy Seal Speaks. Well Done. SIR!
A Navy Seal Speaks. Well Done. SIR! Click the Facebook link below. Give respect to our military.
Friday, August 7, 2026
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About Me
- George D. Patnoe., Jr!!!
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- When I was in college studying International Economics/Finance, I was also wondering how to develop a more powerful brain. So in 2001,I began a very specialized ambidextrous brain exercise program, for two hours per day,for many years. Those brain exercise began with me writing out words,mostly verbs, with both hands in different patterns.That developed into dual handed sentence writing to longer stories and dual handed drawing exercises.Details are for future books.I did these two hour brain workouts as a personal experiment to restructure my brain's neurons for the purpose of making my brain stronger for writing and language development; for logically creative storying writing.As far as I know, I am the only person in the course of history to have developed these ambidextrous hand/brain exercises.The purpose of these ambidextrous brain exercises is to strenghten both sides of the brain for language skills development, and to connect both sides of the brain together for language skills development. There is a very logical neurological reason for using two hands to write and draw as brain exercises. I also draw with both hands. 52 Stories is my testament!

