A Joke for Today. “Poor, Poor, - Really Poor, Ken!”
One day, a father gets out of work, and he realizes that he forgot something, but he cannot put his finger on it.
But at a red light on his way home, he suddenly remembers that it is his young daughter’s birthday that day.
Knowing he has to buy her something, he looks around the area for a store to shop at.
He sees a Toy Store in a mall parking lot, so he pulls into the parking lot to check out the store to buy his daughter a gift.
He walks into the store and there standing before is a toy salesperson, as he sees a whole rack of Barbie Dolls.
He asks the salesperson, “How much for that one in the window?”
The salesperson answers, “Which one do you mean, sir?”
“We have: Work out Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95.”
The amazed father asks the salesperson, “It is what! Why is the Divorced Barbie for $265.95?”
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes around a bit; sighs a bit louder and answers the father.
“Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken’s Car, Ken’s House, Ken’s Boat, Ken’s Furniture, Ken’s Computer and Television, one of Ken’s Friends, and a Key Chain made with Ken’s balls.”
