A Joke for Today. “Don’t get that Ticket Wet.”
One day, the wife comes home with a brand new, spectacular diamond ring on her finger.
The husbands asks her, “Where did you get that ring?”
The wife replies, “My boss and I played the lottery today and we won!
So, I bought this spectacular ring with my share of the winnings.”
A week later, his wife comes home with a very long, beautiful shiny fur coat.
The husband asks, “Where did you get that long, beautiful shiny fur coat?”
She replies, “My boss and I played the lottery again, and we won, again. So, I bought it with my share of the winnings.”
Another week passes by, and of course, the wife comes home with a bigger and better prize from her lottery winnings, which was a brand new, flaming red Ferrari car.
From her share of the winnings, of course, as you already guessed.
The husband tells her that he would get the bath water ready for her.
When she enters the bathroom, she finds that there is barely enough water in the bathtub to cover the bath plug.
“What the fuck is this?” asks the very go to happy wife, but not too happy now, wife who is now pissed off.
“Well,” he replies, “We don’t want to get your next fuckin lottery ticket wet, do we?
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