A Joke for Today. “A Very Tired Ralph.”

A Joke for Today. “A Very Tired Ralph.”

One young woman had always been taught, “Housework is a woman’s job.”

But one evening, Jenny arrived home from work to find all of the children bathed, one load of laundry in the clothes washer, and another load of clothes in the dryer.

Dinner was on the stove, and the table was set. She was amazed and astonished!! Double that!!

It turned out that her husband Ralph had read an article that said, “Wives who work full-time, and then had to do their own housework, were too tired to have sex.”

That night, everything went very well. The next day at work, she told her all of her office friends about it.

“We had a great dinner. Ralph even cleaned up the table, and he washed the dishes too. He cleaned the kitchen for the night. He helped the kids to do their school homework, folded all of the laundry, and he put all of the laundry away, nice and neat.”

“I really enjoyed the evening, even watched some television too.”

But her office friends asked her, “What about afterward? You know, hint, hint.”

“Oh, that, ... Ralph was too tired. He just fell asleep as soon as his head hit his pillow.”

And that ladies and gentlemen, was the end of the story. At least for that night!