The Ambidextrous Brain and Mind - Consciousness, of Mr. George D. Patnoe's, Ambidextrous Brain.

This blog was started in 2007 with a story written once a week for a year. It has expanded to included essays, and artwork, etc. I started writing and drawing with two hands around the year 2001 as a mental and brain development experiment on my own brain to restructure my brain's neurons, etc. again. Simply put, using two hands to write and draw forces both sides of the brain to connect together, to become a holistic, stronger, improved brain. I hope you enjoy my blog.

Tuesday, October 6, 2026

A Joke for Today. “You cannot take it with you.”

 A Joke for Today.  “You cannot take it with you.”

Donna’s husband, Mike, suddenly passed away.

At the funeral home, the undertaker gently asked, “How would you like the obituary to be read?”

Donna thought for a moment and said, “Mike is Dead.”

The undertakers blinked. “That is very short.”

Donna shrugged.  “How much do obituaries cost?”

The undertaker sighed, “One dollar per word.”

She nodded, “Then that is all I need.”

The undertaker sighed again, but Mike had been his fishing buddy.

“Listen,” he said kindly, “I’ll cover a few extra words for free.  You can make it a little more personal.”

Donna’s face brightened.  “Oh, in that case.”  She smiled.

“Mike is dead. Boat for sale.”

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When I was in college studying International Economics/Finance, I was also wondering how to develop a more powerful brain. So in 2001,I began a very specialized ambidextrous brain exercise program, for two hours per day,for many years. Those brain exercise began with me writing out words,mostly verbs, with both hands in different patterns.That developed into dual handed sentence writing to longer stories and dual handed drawing exercises.Details are for future books.I did these two hour brain workouts as a personal experiment to restructure my brain's neurons for the purpose of making my brain stronger for writing and language development; for logically creative storying writing.As far as I know, I am the only person in the course of history to have developed these ambidextrous hand/brain exercises.The purpose of these ambidextrous brain exercises is to strenghten both sides of the brain for language skills development, and to connect both sides of the brain together for language skills development. There is a very logical neurological reason for using two hands to write and draw as brain exercises. I also draw with both hands. 52 Stories is my testament!