The Ambidextrous Brain and Mind - Consciousness, of Mr. George D. Patnoe's, Ambidextrous Brain.

This blog was started in 2007 with a story written once a week for a year. It has expanded to included essays, and artwork, etc. I started writing and drawing with two hands around the year 2001 as a mental and brain development experiment on my own brain to restructure my brain's neurons, etc. again. Simply put, using two hands to write and draw forces both sides of the brain to connect together, to become a holistic, stronger, improved brain. I hope you enjoy my blog.

Thursday, August 27, 2026

A Joke for today. An Old Lady is Asked.

 A Joke for today.  An Old Lady is Asked.

The preacher's Sunday's sermon was, "Forgive your Enemies.

He asked, how many of the congregation have forgiven their enemies?

About half held up their hands.

He then repeated his question once more.

Now about 80 % help up their hands.

He then repeated his question once more.

All responded, except one elderly old lady.

"Mrs. Johnson, are not willing to forgive your enemies?"

"I don't have any enemies."

Mrs. Johnson, that is very unusual. How old are you?

"Ninety-three, she replied.

"Mrs. Johnson, please come down in front and tell the congregation how a person cannot have an enemy in the entire world at 93 years old."

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle and she said, ...

"I outlived every one of those bitches."

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When I was in college studying International Economics/Finance, I was also wondering how to develop a more powerful brain. So in 2001,I began a very specialized ambidextrous brain exercise program, for two hours per day,for many years. Those brain exercise began with me writing out words,mostly verbs, with both hands in different patterns.That developed into dual handed sentence writing to longer stories and dual handed drawing exercises.Details are for future books.I did these two hour brain workouts as a personal experiment to restructure my brain's neurons for the purpose of making my brain stronger for writing and language development; for logically creative storying writing.As far as I know, I am the only person in the course of history to have developed these ambidextrous hand/brain exercises.The purpose of these ambidextrous brain exercises is to strenghten both sides of the brain for language skills development, and to connect both sides of the brain together for language skills development. There is a very logical neurological reason for using two hands to write and draw as brain exercises. I also draw with both hands. 52 Stories is my testament!