A Joke for today. "Who is Afraid of Satan?"
Just before Sunday service began, Satan suddenly appeared at the front of the church.
The congregation screamed and rushed for the exits, leaving only one elderly man sitting in his pew.
Satan walked over and asked him, "Don't you know who I am?
"Sure do," the old man replied.
"And you aren't afraid of me?"
'Nope." replied the old man.
Satan frowned. "You know I could destroy you... and make you suffer forever?"
"I don't doubt it."
Now, completely confused, Satan demanded, "Then why aren't you afraid of me?"
The old man smiled at Satan, "Because I have been married to your sister for the last 48 year!"

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