The Ambidextrous Brain and Mind - Consciousness, of Mr. George D. Patnoe's, Ambidextrous Brain.

This blog was started in 2007 with a story written once a week for a year. It has expanded to included essays, and artwork, etc. I started writing and drawing with two hands around the year 2001 as a mental and brain development experiment on my own brain to restructure my brain's neurons, etc. again. Simply put, using two hands to write and draw forces both sides of the brain to connect together, to become a holistic, stronger, improved brain. I hope you enjoy my blog.

Thursday, August 27, 2026

A Joke for today. "Who believes in Genies?"

 A Joke for today.  "Who believes in Genies?"

A Husband and wife were playing golf together.

On the third hole, the husband hit a terrible shot that went straight through the window of a very expensive house nearby.

They went to the house to apologize, and they found a broken antique vase on the floor.

A man was sitting there and said, "Thank you for breaking that vase!  I am a Genie who was trapped inside it for 1,000 years. 

I will grant you three wishes, but I get one wish for myself."

The husband excitedly asked for a million dollars a year and a mansion in every country.

The Genie granted the wishes and then asked for his own wish.

"I just want to spend one night with your beautiful wife."

After the Genie and wife were done, the Genie asked the wife, "How old is your husband?"

She said, "He is 55 years old."

The Genie laughed and said to her.

"And he still believes in Genies?"

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When I was in college studying International Economics/Finance, I was also wondering how to develop a more powerful brain. So in 2001,I began a very specialized ambidextrous brain exercise program, for two hours per day,for many years. Those brain exercise began with me writing out words,mostly verbs, with both hands in different patterns.That developed into dual handed sentence writing to longer stories and dual handed drawing exercises.Details are for future books.I did these two hour brain workouts as a personal experiment to restructure my brain's neurons for the purpose of making my brain stronger for writing and language development; for logically creative storying writing.As far as I know, I am the only person in the course of history to have developed these ambidextrous hand/brain exercises.The purpose of these ambidextrous brain exercises is to strenghten both sides of the brain for language skills development, and to connect both sides of the brain together for language skills development. There is a very logical neurological reason for using two hands to write and draw as brain exercises. I also draw with both hands. 52 Stories is my testament!