The Ambidextrous Brain and Mind - Consciousness, of Mr. George D. Patnoe's, Ambidextrous Brain.

This blog was started in 2007 with a story written once a week for a year. It has expanded to included essays, and artwork, etc. I started writing and drawing with two hands around the year 2001 as a mental and brain development experiment on my own brain to restructure my brain's neurons, etc. again. Simply put, using two hands to write and draw forces both sides of the brain to connect together, to become a holistic, stronger, improved brain. I hope you enjoy my blog.

Saturday, August 29, 2026

A Joke for today. "A Night Not to be Forgotten!"

 A Joke for today. "A Night Not to be Forgotten!"

A Couple wants to enjoy their very first night together, but they never expected this.

Fred and Mary got married, but they can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's parents' home for their very first night together.

In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, get up and has his breakfast.

As he is going out the door to go to school, he asks his mother if Fred and Mary are up yet.

She replies, "No."

Johnny asks her, "Do you know what I think?"

His mom replies, I don't want to hear what you think, so go to school.

Johnny comes home from school for lunch and he asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?"

She replies, "No."

Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"

His mom replies, "Never mind what you think. Eat your lunch and go back to school."

After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, ""Are Fred and Mary up yet?"

His mom says, "NO."

He asks again, "Do you know what I think?"

His mom replies, "Ok, tell me what you think?"

He says, "Last night Fred came into my bedroom for the Vaseline, and I think I gave him my airplane's SUPER GLUE."

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When I was in college studying International Economics/Finance, I was also wondering how to develop a more powerful brain. So in 2001,I began a very specialized ambidextrous brain exercise program, for two hours per day,for many years. Those brain exercise began with me writing out words,mostly verbs, with both hands in different patterns.That developed into dual handed sentence writing to longer stories and dual handed drawing exercises.Details are for future books.I did these two hour brain workouts as a personal experiment to restructure my brain's neurons for the purpose of making my brain stronger for writing and language development; for logically creative storying writing.As far as I know, I am the only person in the course of history to have developed these ambidextrous hand/brain exercises.The purpose of these ambidextrous brain exercises is to strenghten both sides of the brain for language skills development, and to connect both sides of the brain together for language skills development. There is a very logical neurological reason for using two hands to write and draw as brain exercises. I also draw with both hands. 52 Stories is my testament!