A Joke for Today. “A Dog Being Pushed Home.”
A little girl asks her mom, “Mom, can I take the dog around the block?”
“No.” responds her mom, “Because the dog is in heat.”
“What does that mean? asked the child girl.
“Go ask your father. I think he is in the garage.”
So, the girl walks to the garage, where she finds her dad working on the car.
She asks, “‘Dad, can I take Lulu out for a walk around the block? I asked mom, but she said no because the dog is in heat, so she told me to ask you what you think about it.”
Being a nice dad to her little girl, the dad takes a rag, soaks it in some gasoline, and he rubs it on the backside of the dog to disguise the heat scent.
He tells her, “Ok, you can go now with Lulu around the block, but be careful.”
The little girl left and returned a few minutes later without a dog on the leash. Surprised, the dad asks his little girl, “Where is Lulu?”
The little girl looks a bit confused as she states to her dad, “She ran out of gasoline about halfway around the block, so another dog is pushing her home!”
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