A Joke for Today. “Will It Work?”
An old lady gets pulled over for speeding, by a police officer.
The police officer walks up the car and he asks to see her driver’s license.
The old lady responds, “I don’t have a driver’s license.”
“Hum.” Moans the police officer. “Why don’t you have a driver’s license.”
She proudly states, “It was revoked for drunk driving.”
The police officer is not stunned at all, but then he asks, “Can I see your car’s registration?”
“It is not mine! I stole it!”
“I see.” states the police officer.
“Anything else I should know about, lady?”
She turns her head to look into his eyes, and then states to him, “There is a dead body in the trunk.”
The officer looks stunned as he backs away from the car as he puts his finger on the radio button to call for backup. Soon enough, the Chief of Police arrives on the scene. He approaches the car’s front door, looks inside to see the old lady smiling at him as if something was funny.
“Ma’am. My officer says you have no driver's license, a stolen car, and a dead body in the trunk.”
The old lady smiles at the Chief of Police, hands him a valid drivers licence, and the car’s registration. They open up the trunk, only to find it is empty, with no dead body in it.
The old lady sighs at them as she clearly states with a smile on her face, “I bet that liar told you that I was speeding too.”
Tuesday, September 29, 2026
A Joke for Today. “Will It Work?”
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About Me
- George D. Patnoe., Jr!!!
- United States
- When I was in college studying International Economics/Finance, I was also wondering how to develop a more powerful brain. So in 2001,I began a very specialized ambidextrous brain exercise program, for two hours per day,for many years. Those brain exercise began with me writing out words,mostly verbs, with both hands in different patterns.That developed into dual handed sentence writing to longer stories and dual handed drawing exercises.Details are for future books.I did these two hour brain workouts as a personal experiment to restructure my brain's neurons for the purpose of making my brain stronger for writing and language development; for logically creative storying writing.As far as I know, I am the only person in the course of history to have developed these ambidextrous hand/brain exercises.The purpose of these ambidextrous brain exercises is to strenghten both sides of the brain for language skills development, and to connect both sides of the brain together for language skills development. There is a very logical neurological reason for using two hands to write and draw as brain exercises. I also draw with both hands. 52 Stories is my testament!
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