The Ambidextrous Brain and Mind - Consciousness, of Mr. George D. Patnoe's, Ambidextrous Brain.

This blog was started in 2007 with a story written once a week for a year. It has expanded to included essays, and artwork, etc. I started writing and drawing with two hands around the year 2001 as a mental and brain development experiment on my own brain to restructure my brain's neurons, etc. again. Simply put, using two hands to write and draw forces both sides of the brain to connect together, to become a holistic, stronger, improved brain. I hope you enjoy my blog.

Saturday, October 24, 2026

A Joke for Today. “A Blond with Crabs.”

 A Joke for Today. “A Blond with Crabs.”


So, a lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs.

He asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for him during the flight.

She took the box of crabs and promised to put it in the crew’s refrigerator.

He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them to stay frozen; mentioning in an arrogant manner that he was a lawyer, and then he basically threaten her about what would happen to her if she let them completely thaw out, even though she was helping him out and being very nice to the guy, or the jerk, if you will.

Shortly before the airplane landing in New York, she picked up the airplane’s intercom mouthpiece to announce to the entire cabin, meaning to everyone on the airplane, “Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand high in the air towards the above storage units?”

Not one hand up rose high in the air towards the storage units, ... so she took the box of crabs home with her and ate them.

There are two lessons here.

1. Lawyers aren’t as smart as they think they are!

2. Blonds aren’t as dumb as people say they are!
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When I was in college studying International Economics/Finance, I was also wondering how to develop a more powerful brain. So in 2001,I began a very specialized ambidextrous brain exercise program, for two hours per day,for many years. Those brain exercise began with me writing out words,mostly verbs, with both hands in different patterns.That developed into dual handed sentence writing to longer stories and dual handed drawing exercises.Details are for future books.I did these two hour brain workouts as a personal experiment to restructure my brain's neurons for the purpose of making my brain stronger for writing and language development; for logically creative storying writing.As far as I know, I am the only person in the course of history to have developed these ambidextrous hand/brain exercises.The purpose of these ambidextrous brain exercises is to strenghten both sides of the brain for language skills development, and to connect both sides of the brain together for language skills development. There is a very logical neurological reason for using two hands to write and draw as brain exercises. I also draw with both hands. 52 Stories is my testament!