A Joke for Today. “A Gift for a Baby.”
A woman was standing in front of the window in the maternity wing of a hosptial looking at her newborn baby when another new mom walked up beside her.
She pointed at a baby and said, “Is that your baby boy there?”
The first woman replied, “Why, yes, it is.”
The second woman then pointed at a baby boy beside it and said, “That is my third child.
We named him Beauregard Winston Balkwin the THIRD after his great, great, great grandfather, the famous Conferate general.”
“That is nice.” replied the first woman.”
The second woman continued talking. “My husband is buying me a four carat diaond ring to celebrate my child’s birth.”
“That is nice.” replied the first woman.
“When I birthed our very first child, my husband bought a yacht, and named it after me, and then we sailed around the world.” said the second woman.
“That is nice.” said the first woman, again.
“For our second child.’ said the second woman. “My husband bought me a second house.”
“Is this your first child?” asked the second woman. “What did your husband buy you?”
The first woman turned to her and answered the second woman, “When we found out that I was pregnant, but husband sent me to charm school.”
“Charm school!” said the second woman, incredulously. “Why would he do that?”
“Yes! Well.” replied the first woman, as she stared right in the eyes of the second woman. “That is where I learned to say, “That is nice!” instead of “Who gives a fuck!”
Wednesday, October 14, 2026
A Joke for Today. “A Gift for a Baby.”
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About Me
- George D. Patnoe., Jr!!!
- United States
- When I was in college studying International Economics/Finance, I was also wondering how to develop a more powerful brain. So in 2001,I began a very specialized ambidextrous brain exercise program, for two hours per day,for many years. Those brain exercise began with me writing out words,mostly verbs, with both hands in different patterns.That developed into dual handed sentence writing to longer stories and dual handed drawing exercises.Details are for future books.I did these two hour brain workouts as a personal experiment to restructure my brain's neurons for the purpose of making my brain stronger for writing and language development; for logically creative storying writing.As far as I know, I am the only person in the course of history to have developed these ambidextrous hand/brain exercises.The purpose of these ambidextrous brain exercises is to strenghten both sides of the brain for language skills development, and to connect both sides of the brain together for language skills development. There is a very logical neurological reason for using two hands to write and draw as brain exercises. I also draw with both hands. 52 Stories is my testament!
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