A Joke for Today. “A Flashing Traffic Camera.”

 A Joke for Today.  “A Flashing Traffic Camera.”

A guy was driving down the road, when he saw the flash of a traffic camera, pointing right at his car and eyes.

He figured that his picture had been taken for exceeding the speed limit even though he knew he was speeding.

So, just to make sure the camera wasn’t for him, he decided to go around the block and pass the same traffic light even 5 miles more slowly, yet the traffic light flashed again.  “Hum.” he thought.

Now, the driver began to think that this was quite funny, so he drove even slower as he passed the area one more time, only this time, 10 miles an hour slower.

But again, the traffic camera flashed in front of his car. He didn’t want to get any more tickets, but he wanted to find why the traffic camera continued to flash at his car.

Then, a fourth time the driver drove around the block to try to discover why the traffic camera was flashing at his car.  Only this time, he was driving 15 miles lower than the speed limit by now.

Yet, again, the traffic camera flashed again.  Now, the driver was getting a little angry.

But, for some unexplained reason, he started laughing because thought it was sort of funny, knowing that he could not be possibly getting flashed because of the car’s speed.

So, he was rolling pass the traffic camera at a snail’s pace, with the car barely moving.  Sure enough, the traffic camera flashed again, but the driver had enough, so off he drove away very confused.

But he wasn’t confused for long, because two weeks later, he got five tickets in the mail for not wearing a seat belt!