A Joke for Today. “A Cat and Mice in Heaven.”
A cat died and went to heaven.
God met the cat at the Pearly Gates and said, “You have been a very good cat all of these years, throughout your whole cat life.
Anything you want is yours for the asking.”
The cat thought for a moment and then said, “All of my life I have lived on a farm, and I have slept on very hard, wooden floors. I would really like a really fluffy pillow to sleep on.”
God said, “Say no more.” And instantly, the cat had a HUGE fluffy pillow.
A few days later, 12 mice were simultaneously killed in an accident and they all went to Heaven together.
God met the mice at the Pearly Gates of Heaven, with the exact same off that He made to the cat.
The mice said, “Well, we have had to run all of our lives, from cats, dogs, even from people with brooms. Plus, more catchers of mice.
If we could just have some little roller-skates, we would never have to run again.”
God answered the 12 mice, “It is done.” All of the mice had the most beautiful little roller-skates in the world.
About a week later, God decided to check on the cat. He found her sound asleep on her flat HUGE pillow.
The cat looked a little bigger. God gently awakened the cat and asked it, “Is everything okay? How have you been doing? Are you happy?”
They replied, “Oh everything is just the most WONDERFUL.”
“I have never been so happy in my life.”
My pillow is always fluffy and those little “Meals-On-Wheels’ that you have been sending over to me are just the most delicious.”
Monday, October 12, 2026
A Joke for Today. “A Cat and Mice in Heaven.”
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About Me
- George D. Patnoe., Jr!!!
- United States
- When I was in college studying International Economics/Finance, I was also wondering how to develop a more powerful brain. So in 2001,I began a very specialized ambidextrous brain exercise program, for two hours per day,for many years. Those brain exercise began with me writing out words,mostly verbs, with both hands in different patterns.That developed into dual handed sentence writing to longer stories and dual handed drawing exercises.Details are for future books.I did these two hour brain workouts as a personal experiment to restructure my brain's neurons for the purpose of making my brain stronger for writing and language development; for logically creative storying writing.As far as I know, I am the only person in the course of history to have developed these ambidextrous hand/brain exercises.The purpose of these ambidextrous brain exercises is to strenghten both sides of the brain for language skills development, and to connect both sides of the brain together for language skills development. There is a very logical neurological reason for using two hands to write and draw as brain exercises. I also draw with both hands. 52 Stories is my testament!
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