A Joke for Today. “Who is the Mightiest?”

A Joke for Today. “Who is the Mightiest?”

A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean.

He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared out loud, “Who is the mightiest of all the jungle animals?”

The trembling monkey says, “You are, mighty lion!”

Later, the lion confronted an ox and fiercely bellows out loud, “Who is the mightiest of all the jungle animals?”

The terrified ox stammers, “Oh, you are the mightiest animal in all of the jungle.”

Since the lion was on a roll, the lion swaggers up to an elephant and roars, “Who is the mightiest of all the jungle animals?”

Fast as lighting, the elephant snatches up the lion with his trunk, slams him against a tree half a dozen times, leaving the lion feeling like it had been run over by a safari wagon.

The elephant then stomps on the lion until it looks like a corn tortilla and ambles away.

The lion lets out a moan of pain, lifts up his head very weakly, and it hollers out at the elephant, “Just because you don’t know the answer, doesn’t mean you have to be so upset about it.”